a lame joke shared by a fren of mine, very funny..here it goes (he spoke in cantonese, which is more funny)... 一个杀手那着一把枪指着一个受害者问到,a murderer holding a gun pointing at a man and asked,杀手：＂你知道些什么？快说！＂
murderer: "wat did u know? quickly tell me!"
受害者：＂我什么都不知道啊！＂
man: "i dunno anything!"
杀手：＂别耍我，知道什么的就告诉我，不然我就一枪射死你！
murderer: "dun fool me, tell me wat u know, or else, i'll shoot u!"
受害者：＂我真的什么都不知道啊！＂
man: "i really dunno anything"
杀手：＂好，你不说，那我问你，１加１等于多少？＂
murderer: "ok, fine, then i ask u, 1 plus 1 equivalent to how many?"
受害者：＂２＂
man: "2"
受害者答了之后，杀手就马上一枪射死那个受害者，然后说：
rite after the man answered, murderer shoot the man and said:
＂你知道的实在太多了...＂
"u knew too much.."
me n other frens laugh..
recently, i'm very interested to know more about bible, more about God's character n wat He has done n all tat, i read books, meditate it n so on, is like wanna discover a lot more "mystery knowledge" which hidden somewhere n i haven found it ..bcuz of tat, i started to know more bible..
sharing tis joke here not only bcuz it's lame n funny, it makes me think of myself wat is the consequences if i know too much of the truth in the bible
"If we deliberately keep on sinning after we have received the knowledge of the truth, no sacrifice for sins is left," Heb 10:26
is kinda serious if we stil sin after we know it's wrong.. or not doing wat is rite..
anyway, tis wil not stop me digging out the knowledge..
* ＂你知道的实在太多了...＂
"u knew too much.."
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